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Date of registration: Jun 16th 2002
Bike: Aprilia RS 2002 SBK Kaputt; KTM Duke II 2002 Verkauft; Audi A3
Location: Ingelheim bei Mainz
Monday, May 10th 2004, 7:49pm
englischer witz ...???!!!!
Ich kann es einfach nicht fassen. Papa du fehlst mir 07.09.03
My BeSt FrIeNd I WiLL NeVeR FoRgEt YoU 07.09.03 
Date of registration: Dec 22nd 2003
Bike: Varadero125 *verkauft* ; zzr600 *verkauft*; Suzuki SV 650S K3; Yamaha SR 125
Monday, May 10th 2004, 8:02pm
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Original von cptnkuno
A man comes into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The barkeeper gives it to him and says "That is one dollar".
"Hey, can I have another bottle for one dollar?"
"Surely, as many as you want"
"How can you sell a bottle of whiskey for one dollar?"
"That's simple. Upstairs my boss is fucking my wife, so here I'm fucking his business."
LOL zu geil...
Date of registration: Aug 8th 2003
Bike: Hyosung Naked 125
Location: Aus dem Abgrund...
Monday, May 10th 2004, 8:03pm
Original von cptnkuno
A man comes into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The barkeeper gives it to him and says "That is one dollar".
"Hey, can I have another bottle for one dollar?"
"Surely, as many as you want"
"How can you sell a bottle of whiskey for one dollar?"
"That's simple. Upstairs my boss is fucking my wife, so here I'm fucking his business."
rofl. Das war mal n guter Witz.
Original von SETO
das was des benzin flüssig macht ist wasser! (98% oder so)
das was die pampe brennbar macht, ist ein gas!
Monday, May 10th 2004, 8:06pm
aber der witz war gut :))
Original von Tilman
Wie war das noch? Ab 200dB würde ein Mensch, der sich im Umkreis von 1m? aufhält sich selbst entzünden....goil....stell mal vor, die halten Dich an, machen 'ne Messung und Du gibt's mal so richtig Hahn....
Date of registration: Aug 8th 2003
Bike: Hyosung Naked 125
Location: Aus dem Abgrund...
Monday, May 10th 2004, 8:22pm
Original von Spike_ZZ
seit wann haben die in england dollar?
aber der witz war gut :))
Seit wann spricht man nur in England Englisch?
Original von SETO
das was des benzin flüssig macht ist wasser! (98% oder so)
das was die pampe brennbar macht, ist ein gas!
Date of registration: Jun 16th 2002
Bike: Aprilia RS 2002 SBK Kaputt; KTM Duke II 2002 Verkauft; Audi A3
Location: Ingelheim bei Mainz
Monday, May 10th 2004, 8:45pm
aba gibts auch einen mit nicht solchen wörtern ?? weil denke nicht das ich das morgen so vorlesen kann ...
Ich kann es einfach nicht fassen. Papa du fehlst mir 07.09.03
My BeSt FrIeNd I WiLL NeVeR FoRgEt YoU 07.09.03
Date of registration: Dec 10th 2001
Bike: Triumph Tiger 800XCSE, Honda Varadero 125, MZ RT 125, Suzuki RV 50
Location: Wien
Monday, May 10th 2004, 9:14pm
Original von Underkill
der ist gut der witz ... :))
aba gibts auch einen mit nicht solchen wörtern ?? weil denke nicht das ich das morgen so vorlesen kann ...
Tut leid, aber ich kenn keinen anderen. Was ich klasse finde, der funktioniert nur auf Englisch.
Es muß nicht rocken, solange es Bluegrass ist!
This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "cptnkuno" (May 10th 2004, 9:32pm)
Date of registration: Dec 10th 2001
Bike: Triumph Tiger 800XCSE, Honda Varadero 125, MZ RT 125, Suzuki RV 50
Location: Wien
Monday, May 10th 2004, 9:15pm
Original von /v)e@T
(bügeling)
ironing -> deswegen ist ein Mann der bügelt auch ein Ironman ;o)
Es muß nicht rocken, solange es Bluegrass ist!
This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "cptnkuno" (May 10th 2004, 9:16pm)
Monday, May 10th 2004, 9:50pm
It's both fucking near to water.
What is the difference between a nun and a girl having a bath?
The nun has hope in her soul and the girl has soap in her hole.
World War III
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one dentist."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a dentist?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
Und dann natürlich noch "Capitalism for Dummies:
http://www.jokes.com/results/detail.asp?…96&sql=1&cat=20
This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "|Carsten|" (May 10th 2004, 9:50pm)
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