Little Weihnachtsgedicht



When the snow falls wunderbar

And the children happy are,

When the Glatteis on the street,

And we all a Glühwein need,

Then you know, es ist soweit:

She is here, the Weihnachtszeit



Every Parkhaus is besetzt,

Weil die people fahren jetzt

All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,

Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.

Shopping hirnverbrannte things

And the Christmasglocke rings.



Mother in the kitchen bakes

Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks

Daddy in the Nebenraum

Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum

He is hanging off the balls,

Then he from the Leiter falls...

Finally the Kinderlein

To the Zimmer kommen rein

And it sings the family

Schauerlich: "Oh,

Chistmas-tree!"

And the jeder in the house

is packing the Geschenke aus.



Mama finds unter the Tanne

eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,

Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,

everybody does frohlocken.

President speaks in TV,

All around is Harmonie,

bis mother in the kitchen runs:

Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.

And so comes die Feuerwehr

with Tatü, tata daher,

and they bring a long, long Schlauch

And a long, long Leiter auch.

And they schrei - "Wasser

marsch!",

Christmas now is in the Arsch.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,

Hear the music, see the lights,

Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,

Merry Christmas allerseits